This saga continued this past weekend.
My partner and I went to see a play, and stayed overnight out of town. On the way there, the hangers holding the muffler broke. We were just getting to the 4 lane highways when a serious grinding noise started. I pulled off the road, and looked under the car. The muffler itself was dragging on the ground. "Well, darn", I said.
We pulled off into a parking lot where it was quieter. We were in a bit of a time crunch as the play was starting in a couple hours, and we still had to get to the hotel to drop off our bags.
I spotted a bike shifter with a cable still attached in one of the cup holders. I used my needle nose pliers to snip the cable, and then rigged it up to hoist the muffler off the ground.
That got us almost to town, when a bump knocked the muffler loose from the cable. We actually still made it to the play just fine. It was a great play. We did get some looks from folks with the muffler dragging for the couple minutes though.
Right after the play, we made a trip to Crappy Tire to buy the materials for a better fix. I bought a pipe clamp, another bike cable, a flat-head screwdriver, and a multi-bit screwdriver.
I was using the scissor jack that came with the car for all these lifts. This was because I was misunderstanding the princess auto jack I had in the back.
https://www.princessauto.com/en/1-1-2-t ... 0oQ-VoGNgj
The one end of the handle has a square taper, and that is to turn the release valve. I couldn't figure this out in the moment though, and assumed it was faulty. Shout out to DF who figured it out when we were eating ramen the next day.
Here is the improved fix. I threaded the cable through a pipe clamp to keep it from slipping off the muffler.
DF gets another shout out for asking, "Cam, won't the cardboard burn?"
And I said, "Ah yes whoopsie doo", and removed it. I had it there to reduce the friction between the cable and the pipe clamp. Her astute observation probably saved us saying, "Why does it smell a little smoky in here" later in the drive.
That fix got us almost all the way home when it broke loose again. I tried hooking a new cable on, but it slipped off.
At that point, I brought it to the muffler shop and just dropped it there. They just recently fixed it. They also fixed the car's AC. $927 taxes and everything included. It was a hit, but everything is in tip top shape. I can take photos of the welds later, but they look fantastic. The folks there know what they're doing. The muffler is nice and shiny. We can drive over bumps again without cringing.
This is my kick in the pants to start DIYing this stuff before it hits OH SH*T levels. Now that I have four jack stands and a good jack, I have no excuse to not get started.