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Don't minimize. Fart on people. Establish dominance.

I think the trick is to pay attention to what food makes you fart. Sometimes it can take a long time to make the connections on what food makes you fart.

Sometimes foods suddenly make you fart after years of no problems. For example raisins. Never really noticed a problem with them for the first 25-30 years of my life. Now they reliably make me fart within a few hours of consuming them (so that means watching out for raisin bran cereal or raisin cookies and so on..)

Beans don't necessarily make you fart if you can soak them or cook them in certain ways perhaps. Just gotta experiment, try different varieties of beans under different conditions?

Maintaining a food log + fart journal = win/win.

Fart journals should be posted in the Politics & Eternal Disagreements section.

It seems most fitting.

"But I resist the devil, and it is often with a fart that I chase him away."

Martin Luther

Being that my religious practices requires flatulence, I find that the very question reeks of religious oppression.