Justin Bieber's Extreme Early Retirement: Never Say Never

[jacob]

http://www.mainstreet.com/article/retir ... ver?page=1

Welcome to the twilight zone!

[jennypenny]

Being quoted in an article about the Biebs. That is too funny!

[Ego]

Is it April 1 already?

[Tyler9000]

Patiently waiting for my BeliebERE T-shirt.

[jennypenny]

Patiently waiting for my BeliebERE T-shirt.

[Chad]

That is hilarious on so many levels. I do actually hope he retires.

[Seneca]

All right, which one of you jokers is Hal?

[theanimal]

Funny! Definitely unexpected!

[vivacious]

This article is out of control hehe. More likely he'll be dead broke in a few years or at least have a lot less than he does now like many athletes, movie stars, etc after the glory days are over.

[dot_com_vet]

This was great, I'm reading along....then Jacob is quoted! Love it!



The author suggested investing in startups? Eeeek, dropping 130M in Vanguard's payout fund generates $5.2 million/year in dividends.

[retiredat47]

Several weeks ago, I was at Kohl's and saw some pajamas in little-girl sizes with a picture of Beebs on them and a caption "The Future Mrs. Bieber". I'm guessing that they were designed, ordered, and made before his career tanked, and that they have not been a popular item.

[Felix]

One thing to check off on the bucket list, jacob.

[Ian]

That article is surreal. My imagination can only conjure up a writer given 15 minutes to put out an article and padding it out with the first thing found on Google.