How much time does dishwasher save you?

[vexed87]

drinking water out of a cup instead of a glass is clearly barbaric. the glass is therefore a necessity.

Sounds like brute needs to try harder...

One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, "A child has beaten me in plainness of living."

[Jason]

We just bought a new dishwasher. Not only is it quiet and functional. Its a bright, shiny object for us monkeys to stare at.

[George the original one]

brute owns 10 can openers because they were $6 on amazon for a set of 10. he never buys cans, except sardines, which don't need a can opener.

LOL, nothing seemed particularly funny or weird until we get to this item!