Rhabdomyolysis can be a really nasty situation. I've treated a few patients with it, none from crossfitting-- mine were almost all from large crush injuries. Probably about half of them died, though there is almost certainly a large selection and recall bias to that number.
ERE Causes Socially Enigmatic Class: Traits include strong will and abrasiveness.
Tongue in cheek of course, but there will always be downsides to everything, as alluded to in this thread. See you on the sidelines, suckaz.
I imagine marathon starts being a little like the battle at Pelenor in Lord of the Rings with the race committee running up and down the line before the starting gun going "Death! Run now! Run to ruin and the world is ending. Deeeeaaaath!!! Deeeeeaaaaathh!!!!!!!!"
