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I would think there are economic advantages to being in a polyamorous relationship with polyamorous siamese twins even if they are not ERE. But if the polyamorous siamese twins are ERE, I could see some serious compounding. For instance, you are at some polyamorous event and you run into a pair of s...

Great news everyone! I'm single again. Joshua Bowling has been in the news because he married a siamese twin. As a self-attesting polyamorous person, I have the following questions: (1) What are thoughts on this relationship? (2) Is it in fact a polyamorous relationship? (3) If #2 is a no, would yo...

Save money, exercise, eat right, wear sunscreen, and do not live next to old men wearing corduroy pants on hot summer days until you are one of them.

I thought this would be a topic for 7W5 WL sexuality thread.

Dying is easy. Dying takes care of you. Dying takes care of itself. This living into your 90's thing worries me more. Warren Buffet out there like he's Mr. Saturday Night. What the fuck am I going to do with myself at 93 if I still have all my faculties. My Ouija Board said I'm going to die at 67 wh...

I did not realize the extent to which earthquakes are a daily event throughout the world. This morning's Oldfucksville tremor was 2.6. Chile had a 4.5. From my reading of the USGS website, 2.5 is the baseline for classification as an earthquake, 4.5 seems to be the classification of serious as those...

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solitude, and distance from people might help me progress towards my goals faster.

Meditation, mountain climbing, snorkeling, Sharia Law.

Building was discounted because of roof not murder. It was sold to a competitor and they were aware of the situation. I did a quick google on human taxidermy. I didn't realize it's illegal but it seems there are those weird tribes that do it for weird tribe purposes. Jeremy Bentham had himself taxid...

I once sold a flower shop. The first time I went we were walking through the building the woman opens a storage room and I scream because there are animal heads all over the place. Deer, bear, raccoons. I said to the lady what the fuck. She said I'm sorry but they are owned by the guy who murdered m...

Seeing a field of super sized cows has a Jurassic Park type of effect. It makes you stop the car and say "what the fuck." AI might steal your job or write a better term paper. But hundreds of dinosaur sized cows has a real chilling effect. Either wild life is taking over or some ingenious ...

Louis Theroux's "Gambling In Las Vegas" is entertaining and a sober reminder of the significance in the "not" side to saving money. The issue is what is your "not." Most people don't squander $4M on slot machines as one person in the documentary does. The benefits of ma...

Geograhically wise, distance wise, Oldfucksland abuts NYC. Time wise, spiritually wise, not so much. I don't really consider it a place to live if you want to take advantage of NYC. I actually use where I live to get out of NYC engagements. Besides bears, earthquakes and the dementia riddled, Oldfuc...

I always pictured reaching financial independence as a candle with a burning wick at each end - one wick is not spending and one wick is earning. They are not opposed and they are not dichotomous. Negative/positive or stick/carrot or defense/offense are just two sides of the same coin that eventuall...

I am placing a bet on biosimilar. It accounts for 2% of my portfolio. The bet is it will spike to 10%-15% of my portfolio at which point I will sell and place in conservative investments. I am basing my bet on the expertise of two others. I placed many bets in the past. I just did not know I was bet...

Whatever doesn't actually kill you makes you stronger, right? So you, your significant other and your best friend decide to go mountain climbing. During the climb, you lose your balance, fall down the mountain end up a quadriplegic. Your SO takes the opportunity to leave you and go with your best f...

Oldfucksville has a church that dates back to revolutionary times. It has a cemetary. The church is on fumes but they can't sell because who wants a building with a graveyard included. We went a few times and there was an old crone who wore a sweater on blistering Sunday mornings and insisted the ov...

Unless you're talking extreme circumstances, no one dies from the self-deception that they are in control. It's probably required for survival. It's definitely required for anxiety. I am old time religiony but belief doesn't translate to thinking on a continuous basis. It's an anthropological imposs...

I read obituaries on a daily basis. Both out of curiosity and enjoyment that someone I hoped is dead is dead. If the person lived to a relatively normal healthy age, there is always a factoid speaking to not only a change or some unpredictable occurrence but a tragedy ie a predeceased child or grand...

I'm assuming she finished Jude The Obscure.

fu. fU. Fu. FU. I think I'm Fu. Or maybe fU+. What I've realized is that FU for most people is not emancipation but domination - I want money to fuck with people not I want money so I won't be fucked by people. I want money so I can send a waiter back with my food or some stupid shit like that.