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THINGS THE WORLD’S MOST AND LEAST PRIVILEGED PEOPLE SAY.
BY JOHN-CLARK LEVIN
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“I don’t have a TV!”
“I never eat meat!”
“I walk ten miles a day!”
“My diet is making me lose a lot of weight!”
“I use my own waste to grow food!”
“My children aren’t vaccinated!”
“I have a very small carbon footprint!”
“I don’t vote — the system is too corrupt!”